ReWrite Me
Your transformation doesn’t come from habits and protocols.
It’s born from the heroine wild enough to write her own myth.
You’re ready to embody your highest self...
But you’re tired of the drudgery.
You've been treating your growth like a checklist.
Your healing like homework.
Your goals like a prison sentence.
You’ve done “all the right things.”
And yet? You feel disconnected. Frustrated.
A little disenchanted by the whole damn process.
You’re either stalled out- because the plan is too rigid to sustain -
Or speeding toward the next milestone so fast you never even felt the last one land.
That old voice creeps in:
“Maybe I need more discipline. More structure. More control.”
But what if… you were never meant to force your way there?
What if you’ve always been enough—
Not when you're perfectly productive,
But when you're wildly, messily, fully expressed?
Maybe you were never meant to follow a formula.
Maybe you were meant to author your own.
You’re a storyteller. A shapeshifter.
A creative force with galaxies in her bones.
But when you tried to channel that magic into your healing, your goals, your growth…
You were told:
You’re too much.
Too intense.
Too inconsistent.
Too emotional.
So you shrank.
You traded your creativity for checklists.
Your imagination for 30-day plans.
Your intuition for someone else’s roadmap.
And it worked... until it didn’t.
Now you’re here—with a story in your soul and a hunger in your body
that no habit tracker has ever been able to satisfy.
And you’re ready.
To stop performing.
To stop self-managing.
To stop healing like it’s a job.
You’re ready to reclaim a relationship with life that’s actually yours -
In health. In love. In business. In body.
Not by fixing yourself…
💫 But by rewriting your whole damn story.
Because rewriting your story shouldn’t feel like a chore—
It should feel like seduction, liberation, and a sacred homecoming.
With a little spice, of course. (If that’s how your muse likes to move 😉)
You don’t need another 30-day plan.
You need a portal.
A sacred rewrite of the story that’s been running your life.
ReWrite Me is a fanfic-coded transformational experience that blends parts work, dance alchemy, creative storytelling, and subconscious transformation to help you:
Fall back in love with your body, your magic, and your mission
Reclaim your hunger, intensity, and imagination as sacred power
Build devotion, not discipline
Create momentum without shame, punishment, or productivity hacks
Activate archetypes (like your custom Divine Daddy or Inner Creatrix) to support your healing in a way that’s hot, holy, and hilarious
Make the entire process of self-evolution feel magical, not miserable
This is identity work meets mythic play.
Self-authoring meets somatics.
Healing meets fanfic.
And it’s coded for your soul.
You might be wondering…
What do I actually get from ReWrite Me?
Where’s the promise of pounds lost, money made, or a 90-day transformation arc with a spreadsheet to track it?
Here’s the truth:
This isn’t a program that talks to your inner Fixer, Firefighter, or Control Freak.
(They’re welcome here, of course. But we won’t let them run the show.)
Because those are the parts that chase goals from pressure.
From panic.
From a place that says: “If I just fix this one last thing, I’ll finally be enough.”
This is a temple for the woman who knows:
She was always enough.
She was never broken.
She is already becoming the version of herself who creates everything she desires—not by forcing results, but by becoming the author of her own reality.
You’ve heard it before:
“You don’t get what you want. You get who you are.”
What if you became the version of you who could turn her desires into storylines?
Who could take every craving, longing, fear, and fantasy - and turn it into sacred plot?
That’s what we do inside ReWrite Me.
This isn’t goal-chasing.
This is timeline sculpting.
It’s self-authoring.
It’s inner world alchemy.
It’s embodied mysticism with a dash of fanfic flair.
And yes - it works.
I used this exact architecture to:
Rewrite my food story after decades of binge and emotional eating
Break the 2-hour half marathon barrier after 13 years and 13 “failures”
Manifest the love of my life (after writing a literal novel about him first)
Reignite intimacy and play in my marriage
Heal visibility wounds and show up as my boldest creative self
Magnetize dream jobs, opportunities, and soul-aligned connections on repeat
Because when you walk through this kind of portal?
Your body, your business, your love life, your goals - they all shift.
So… why would you keep separating those areas?
Why go to one coach for your health, another for your business, another for your relationship wounds - when you could build a personalized, spiritually-rooted, creatively-coded mystery school inside you… and let it shape shift your entire life?
This isn’t a protocol.
It’s your origin story.
And the heroine arc?
Starts now.
🔮 Who ReWrite Me Is For:
✅ You’re a powerful woman with a wild heart, a vivid imagination, and a hunger for more - more depth, more magic, more meaning.
✅ You’ve been the achiever, the fixer, the “strong one”… and you’re exhausted. You know your old strategies can’t take you where your soul wants to go.
✅ You’ve done the therapy. The journaling. The “5 steps to rewire your habits.” And still, something’s missing. You’re craving a deeper homecoming.
✅ You’ve got stories inside you that want to be told. Archetypes that want to rise. Desires that want to dance.
✅ You want more than results - you want resonance. Ritual. Reclamation. You want to be rewritten from the inside out.
✅ You’re not afraid of your shadow. You’re afraid of staying small.
✅ You’re done outsourcing your power. You’re ready to be the heroine, the high priestess, the plot-twist-wielding protagonist of your life.
✅ You’re here to create - not perform. To feel. To lead. To move through the world like the walking spell you are.
🚫 Who ReWrite Me Is Not For:
❌ You’re looking for a linear plan, guaranteed outcomes, or someone to hand you a step-by-step formula. (This is a mystery school, not a meal plan.)
❌ You want someone to fix you, save you, or give you permission. This journey requires participation, not perfection.
❌ You’re not open to magic, creativity, embodiment, or the wild alchemy of parts work, dance, and story.
❌ You want fast results and bypassed feelings. This isn’t a shortcut - it’s the soul-path.
❌ You’re not ready to be seen in your fullness- the messy, brilliant, aching, radiant You that lives beneath the masks.
✨ And If You’re In the In-Between…
You feel the pull...
But your protector parts still want proof.
You crave the magic...
But your mind isn’t sure it’s “practical.”
You want to believe it’s possible...
But you’ve been burned before.
That’s okay.
That’s sacred.
That’s part of your story.
If something in your body is whispering “this”…
You don’t need to be fearless.
You just need to say yes to the next page.
ReWrite Me will meet you in the liminal—and walk you home to your power.
Group Mystery School
Want in on the inaugural ReWrite Me Mystery School?
This is your invite to join the waitlist for the next live round of ReWrite Me - a story-based transformational temple for the woman ready to rewrite every area of her life from the inside out.
💌 By joining the waitlist, you’ll also receive my signature $97 masterclass, The Power Portal, completely free. This 2-day experience is the perfect prep for the magic ahead - and will get you on the frequency of self-authorship, sacred embodiment, and storytelling-based transformation.
But here’s the secret...
👁️🗨️ Founding Members who join the Mystery School this fall will receive lifetime access to the course portal.
In future rounds, this becomes a monthly membership. But those who enter the temple early?
They’re in for life. No monthly fee. No limits. Just wild, sacred evolution.
✨ Your future self already knows if you’re meant to be in this temple.
🎁 Get the free Power Portal Masterclass ($97 value)
The Private Initiation
For the woman who feels the pull to go all-in on her transformation: there’s Private Initiation.
This is my deepest 1:1 container, available by application only. If you’re ready to be radically seen, creatively cracked open, and fully rewritten from the inside out…
🔮 Tap here to apply for a Call to Adventure.
When you join Private Initiation, you also receive:
✅ Live access to the ReWrite Me Mystery School when it opens in October
✅ Lifetime access to the course portal and all future upgrades
✅ Founding Member status—which means no monthly fees, ever.
This is your chance to enter the temple as it’s being built. To co-create the foundation. To help shape the magic from the inside out.
In the future, this Mystery School will evolve into a monthly membership - but those who say YES now are grandfathered in for life.